Friday, November 28, 2008

Connecting External Hard Drive Tv

ns, pero the way up is expensive, and the only snow I've seen is a gray-white melting ugly thing in the ground, so when to the Tuesday 20th of November 2008 at 8.10 pm, with 2 degrees (over 0) [ yeah, I'll Remember That date the rest of my life], my dad said "Javier ... snow ..." I look up Outside and ... OMG! I Went out just when to the little white dust Had stopped, Could you see a tiny shiny thing in the grass, the street, the cars, etc. Like five minutes after that (yeah, I Was Outside WITH A T-SHIRT for five minutes hahaha) Something WAS Starting to fall down. At first look like rain, But It Was too slow, then ... [...] ooow snooooooooo falling from the sky. Is hard to find the words, Because not is like ... "magic" (because I know is an athmospherical phenomenon and stuff), but it's still...wooow, I felt a few tears coming down from my eyes, exactly don't know why. Maybe because everyone at home said that I'll see snow for the first, maybe because Halden was the only place in all Scandinavia without snow, maybe 'cause I was fucking freezing (I went inside for a jakket when I started to NOT feeling my fingers, ok? xD), or...I don't know, I was waiting for that moment for those 4 months here, and finally had come. So after I walked a little for the white dust, I made my first (yeeeei!) snowball and I throwed it to a sign [that's what I call Anarchy haha]
The next morning...you coulusually find in a party? yes..øl. I tried the Borg, which is the best (?) beer in Norway, but...no, I didn't like it, anyway I just drinked it (like two or three bottles) because I wanted to get drunk (lol). When they saw my painful face (xD) drinking the beer, they said that I should try... "this" "What is this?" "Is like...soda and beer, is called KTW" . To resume a little the story, I loooooveeeeed it! I drinked all in like 3 minutes (for my first time, that's fast), and a few minutes later I was feeling ligther...coooool haha. And with alcohol in my body, I started to sing "Dancing Queen" with some people at the party. Yeah, embarrassing, but....ah! fuck it xP
And...I don't know. I'm starting to miss everybody, my friends, my dog (I miss my dog so fucking much! T__T), my class, the school, the weather, the sun, the language, but for some reason I don't miss my family...freak. I remember that I had dream (Yeah, I have a lot of freak dreams) where we (classmates, friends from chile, friends from Norway, AFS people, some neighbours) were at school, in my old classroom, and for no reason at all they started singing
"Fake Plastic Trees"

 (a RadioHead song), maybe I've listened that song too much (is true by the way xD, like tre eller fire times at day). The chorus was like...if everyonand back home Were Saying "u can do it dude" When the song finished, the alarm clock rang, I woke up Had to hahaha. But I thaught about The Entire That day ... maybe I'm not alone freezing here, my subconscious made me a good gift, takk skal du ha. And Oasis is coming
til Norge! 27/01/2009, the ticket 450 kr Costs and >__>#, or Something like 35 kr They charge for sending it (you Have to buy it for Internet) you fucking thiefs!

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Contico 1320bk Distributor

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Семьдесят гривен - вдвое больше,

Чем я обладал к тому моменту.

Я подумал: о, Боже!

Пошли мне хоть какие-то дивиденды!

Я вышел из "Буквы" думая: гады!

Что я вам, Сорос, или Митал?

Семьдесят - больше моей зарплаты.

Я таких денег в глаза не видел.

И тут я заметил наркомана.

Он спал на лавочке, храпя, каe may be superfluous.

take away from junkies and give the poets!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Catholic Birthday Clipart ~ Test

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This is the robe to my evil twin ° 0 °! [info] xaxu


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Sunday, November 16, 2008

How To Make Marzetti Slaw Dressing m_kabir @ 2008-11-16T14: 38:00

А утопленник , слегка отрываясь от прелестей женских, отвечает:

-Нет его у меня. Рыбы, озорники, съели. Я уж языком ...

И снова за дело.

Об оргазме таком Даша и мечтать не могла. Потом они курили в темноте.

-Останься со мной, - сказала она, гладя гостя по спине скользкой.

-Я уж рад - .- вздохнул он Только как же, ведь четверть тела моего объедена тварями морскими, и гнию я ...

-И, что,инуту и шепнув "прощай!" она вернулась к своему парню.

-Утопленников больше не будет? - Спросила она.

-Никогда

- заверил он, улыбаясь.

Она звонко поцеловала его в бронзовый сосок и прошептала нежно:

-Пойдём в пансионат!

И молодые люди пошли прочь от толпы и утопленницы, весело смеясь.

Friday, November 14, 2008

What Type Of Hair Does Myammee Wear

Предыдущее сообщение не вытираю, оно оказалось в тему

ЖЕНСКИЕ СУДЬБЫ

Она танцевала стриптиз в клубе для пидорасов,

Хотя она не была даже гермофрадитом.

Косила под транссексуала. Но педики опытным глазом

Определяли "баба" обламывали с кредитом. А что ей

, скажите, делать, ведь дома дети

И муж-долбоёб, просерающий всю зарплату.

Ей скоро сочку и назвала Таней.

Прав был отец: он хотел сына Тараса.

Вот ведь какие женщины, носят штаны и рельсы,

Могут запарить мивину и посадить "Боинг"

Три часа к ряду расчёсывать могут пейсы,

А вызвать эрекцию у пидораса слабо им.

И наша Таня плакала и в стринги носки пихала,

С танцорами мускулистыми часто вступала в тёрки,

Уходила со сцены без денег,шепча "нахалы"

И однажды взяла, и повесилась прямо в гримёрке

На чулке, чтоб никогда не видеть их морды,

Она висела, как иероглиф "хватит с меня позора" И была такой

красивой и такой мёртвой

Женщиной, которой почти сорок.

Сорок: пидоры, посасывающие коктейли,

Сорок: мужья, которым яйца отрезать надо.

Тело, как остывающая котельная, CHT

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Official Letter Of Community Service Hours

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Oxytetracycline More Drug_side_effects I born, jeg bor ... And then?

Now I realized that I haven't sent an e-mail to my parents since september, after I finish with this I'll do it. The today's title has a little story.  We were in the Norsk klass, and the teacher was speaking about "histories with just 6 words", after a few minutes...I came up with this exactly little sentence, I delivered to him and then he came to my desk and said "what the fuck does it say here!?" (obviously he didn't say THOSE words xD), and I had to translate it på norsk..."jeg født, jeg bor. Og etterpå?", I think that it loses a little of feeling....the idea was to use the three languages xP, but weeeeell...anyway.
So...now I'm older. Since a week , But the wind WAS ... dritt, you can see in Aimee's hair (the girl in the middle) That It Was a lot ... I Could Fly events for 1 or 1.5 seconds xD. ... That was quite awesome. The only thing we did That There Was walking around the city, escaping from the jævla kaldt wind, and talking about nothing ... Actually. Is cool to speak about nothing, I Used to do it a lot in Chile, I did it in the AFS orientation in Santiago (CHI) and i also did it in Skjeberg. Is a good way to relax ... I guess.

AFS, the guilty of everything (takk ^ ^). I will not talk about the history of the American Field Service Saint Because Google is for That. But at least my history with AFS started "Seriously" a hundred days ago, in Santiago where I met the other 7 seven guys who were going to Norway. Caro(la), Inti, Sergio, Eduardo, Alexandra, Pablo, Caro(lina) [who was also going to the "south" part], after a plane trip from Chile to Paris (my first REAL plane trip ), a marathon in the Paris' Airport, and a quite interesting (and beautiful...) trip from Paris to Oslo...we met all the exchange students in..."I don't know where", and then we said goodbye because we had to go to our respective camps, all over the country (actually just five places). One of those was Skjeberg, a few kilometres away from Halden. We spent there an entire week and then....to our host-cities. And from that August 8th, three months and almost 100 days. Cool, ikke sant? (although "cold

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Czakra Pierwsza Ugruntowanie "SMS Merge" using Ruby, flat files and a Nokia phone with Bluetooth ...

Over the last couple of years, I sent out 200+ personalised emails on Diwali day to wish friends and family. It was done using the DiwaliMailer PHP script that I hacked up in 2004, and then ported it to Ruby to be used in the subsequent years.

Everybody does not check email as frequently as we do. Ergo, the medium of communication had to be different this year. One word - SMS.

Then again, SMS messages get quite impersonal when you compose a generic one and send it to everyone listed in your mobile phonebook. Nah, not my style. If emails can be personalised, why not SMS!

A quick search led to me to an article that explained how to send SMS using Ruby on Mac OS

Friday, October 17, 2008

Stiff Neck More Condition_treatment The Human, Los Gatos and the dogs

age, BUT I have not think (I Know That Should Be conjugated verb, But I just woke up, ok!? xD) much about it, I mean ... the common "What I ' m doing here? "," Is this what i want? "and staff like that ... and Especially, Trying to answer a question That everybody in school has made,
" What do you think about Norway? "
, inmediately I just say" kaldt "or veldig kaldt, jævla kaldt or something like that (Because IS REALLY fucking cold!), and They laugh and that's the end of the question, But everybody knows That Norway is cold, my mom (the chilean one) have never been to here (and she never will) and she knows That Alreadythis place is freezing, and I Just Need To Be Outside one evening on a day of August (two months ago) to notice That. So. .. to everybody, with now I have two months ... what do I think about Norway? (Yes Victoria, I'll finally answer your question haha). The first is Obvious, and I Can not Not say it: cold, veldig jævla kaldt. Og jeg vet, det er bare -.- U Høst, But Anyway, the below-the degrees now worsts winters Are There in Chile, and the sunlight is getting Shorter, the winter is coming, a Norwegian Winter, so I'm kinda scared in That Way, Even if Some girls at school says That the winter is cold (and They Are from Norway), What Could I expect? Peaceful
Should Be Another good way to describe it.


And of the first things we saw when we arrived to Norway (all the AFS students) was this lake, I have no idea what was its name or where it was, but the 200 exchange students had a similar a face: "wooow", because after planes, Oslo, Airport, and luggage, we could finally breath some different air, norwegian air. And in the city you can also feel that "nature thing", at least in summer everything was green, the trees, the soil, the sky is just blue and white,  not smog clouds or staff, you don't see big chimenies, Halden (where I live) and all Norway just seem to be like a really REALLY big Square

I felt in love or something with that, to learn norsk. Norsk er ikke så vanskeling, men det er et ny språk så...my brain doesn't feel comfortable speaking it too much, and most of the time I have to force some sounds (like A, U, Ø or H) or mix it with english, because I can't get the entire sentence in norsk, but I'm trying, seriously trying, and the headaches are proof of that. So at the end, I can say that I have like 20 different and very kind norsk teachers hehe, although sometimes when I ask something the only answer I can get is a "It's hard to explain"
(ikke sant, Maia? xD), and yeah...of course, is hard to explain something about a language using another, in this case...norsk using english; for me i

Friday, October 10, 2008

Mesothelioma More Condition_symptoms Til the unknown Introduksjon spoon of dry ice

OK. This will be...weird, I know. This is...my \things I learned when I arrived to Norway, so is like...I don't know, \